Saturday, January 30, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
Long Lost Friend
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Nine Words
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying...Go to H***
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Reach for the stars!
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
My Little Artists
Andrew's latest creation:"that's me with my cat on a leash & some flowers & a fire with sticks & a mouse in the colorish grass & a goose in the stormy sky & (I don't remember what he said the yellow thing is... probably a bee... kind of looks like a flying lobster to me!)"
Grocery Nerd
Above is another of Andrew's grocery lists. I especially like that his mispronunciations are evident in his spelling. Can you guess what he thinks we should get? My favorite is the second one. (Answers in the comments.)Saturday, January 23, 2010
Prayers
Ding-dong
Sisterly fun
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
A masterpiece complete!
A vision of St. Margaret
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
I suppose...
Mommy: Well, what do you think would be best?
Andrew: I think president would be best.
Mommy: That's a pretty big & important job being in charge of the whole U.S.A. Do you think you could do it?
Andrew: Well, if President Obama can do it, I sure can.
More funnies
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Pet Diaries

Day 983 of my captivity.Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. Idiot.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.........
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Generation gap
Darren: Thanks, Yoda.
Andrew: Hey, is that one of the Teenage Frogs?
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
A quick three
You're most destinctive features are your crazy duck-tail hair & adorable grin. Though I already miss my tiny bump of a baby, I'm excited for you to learn & grow. We are so blest to have you!
Monday, January 11, 2010
Snowday creations
Saturday, January 9, 2010
99 bottles of milk
Andrew barely ever took a bottle. Not to say I didn't leave him from time to time, but we would come home & see two or three bottles partially filled with milk just strewn about the house after failed attempts. (If you've ever been a nursing mom, I'm guessing you can relate to the heartbreak of all that "hard work" that got dumped down the drain. That stuff is like pure gold. Yow.) We eventually resorted to spoon feeding him with a very "milked-down" rice cereal... it always went better but wasn't quite as easy or sufficient.
I started teaching mornings out at the Seminary again just four months after Rebecca was born, so she HAD TO learn how to drink from a bottle. My sister Cara was the magical queen who made that happen! There was a rough morning here & there, but in general she did okay. Nighttime babysitters who weren't Cara didn't always have it so easy. : (
So, I'm hoping this is going to really happen for Teresa. I can't even express the overwhelming sense of joy & relief I felt as she finally gave in to suck down those first two ounces. As much as I love nursing & the bond I get to enjoy with this sweet little girl, I know that getting that occasional break of more than 2 hours does an amazing job to rejuvenate me. It makes me a better mom. Here's hoping. Prayers appreciated!
Overheard
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Andrew: (singing Joy, Joy, Joy) And if the devil doesn't like it, we can sit on his hat, sit on his hat, sit on his hat...
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Flurries
Children's Museum
"Can I really squirt you, Mom?"
Christmas #3
Monday, January 4, 2010
Epipha-what?
We had a fun day with a postponed Christmas celebration with Darren's Grandma & lots of family. Andrew was oogling her key chain collection.
Then we partied with some friends in the evening & enjoyed this yummy King cake. It looks like a crown, right? The kiddos did the decorating & Rebecca was the winner who found the almond in her slice of cake. But instead of being excited, she started crying because we were all cheering & scared her! Oops.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
NOT Grumpy Old Men
Saturday, January 2, 2010
For mothers of boys...
"Hand a girl a rock, and she will make a pet out of it. Hand a boy a baby doll, and -if no adult is looking- he will point it's head at somebody and say "Pow". "
"A desire to commit violence is not the same thing as a desire to commit evil."
St. Mary Anne
St. Mary Anne, pray for us!
You're becoming such a big boy.

Happy Birthday, Clare





