Chef pants

Rebecca never ceases to make us laugh. Here's some of her recent quotable quotes.
After laughing hysterically at a not-so-funny joke: "You giggle my pants out, Andrew."
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Explaining to us how we get milk: "Just squeeze the cow's gutters."
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Talking about her classmate's haircut: "I think he gets his hair carved more often than you."
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With a pillowcase around her waist as an apron: "Look! This can be chef pants!"